Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Flashpoint DVD Episode Arrangement


Due to the way Flashpoint was aired in the US, the season box sets are different to the Canadian versions. While they will eventually release all the episodes, there is still some confusion over which episodes appear on which set.

Episode nameCanadianUSUK
Season 1Season 1Season 1
ScorpioEpisode 1Episode 1Episode 1
First in LineEpisode 2Episode 2Episode 2
Element of SurpriseEpisode 3Episode 3Episode 3
Asking for FlowersEpisode 4Episode 4Episode 4
Who's GeorgeEpisode 5Episode 5Episode 5
Attention ShoppersEpisode 6Episode 6Episode 6
He Knows His BrotherEpisode 7Episode 7Episode 7
Never Kissed A GirlEpisode 8Episode 8Episode 8
Planets AlignedEpisode 9Episode 9Episode 9
Eagle TwoEpisode 10Episode 10Episode 10
Backwards DayEpisode 11Episode 11Episode 11
Haunting the BarnEpisode 12Episode 12Episode 12
Between HeartbeatsEpisode 13Episode 13Episode 13
Season 2Season 2
Business as usualEpisode 1Episode 1
The FortressEpisode 2Episode 2
Clean HandsEpisode 3Episode 3
Aisle 13Episode 4Episode 4
The Perfect FamilyEpisode 5Episode 5
Remote ControlEpisode 6Episode 6
Perfect StormEpisode 7Episode 7
Last DanceEpisode 8Episode 8
Exit WoundsEpisode 9Episode 9
Season 3
One Wrong MoveEpisode 10Episode 1
Never Let You DownEpisode 11Episode 2
Just A ManEpisode 12Episode 7
CustodyEpisode 13Episode 4
Coming To You LiveEpisode 14Episode 5
The FarmEpisode 15Episode 3
You Think You Know SomeoneEpisode 16Episode 10
The Good CitizenEpisode 17Episode 9
Behind the Blue LineEpisode 18Episode 6
Season 3
Unconditional LoveEpisode 1Episode 8
Severed TiesEpisode 2Episode 11
Follow the LeaderEpisode 3Episode 12
Whatever It TakesEpisode 4Episode 13
The Other LaneEpisode 5Episode 14
Jumping At ShadowsEpisode 6Episode 15
Acceptable RiskEpisode 7Episode 16
Season 4
Collateral DamageEpisode 8Episode 1
Thicker Than BloodEpisode 9Episode 2
TerrorEpisode 10Episode 3
No PromisesEpisode 11Episode 4
I'd Do AnythingEpisode 12Episode 5
Fault LinesEpisode 13Episode 6
Season 4 
Personal EffectsEpisode 1Episode 7
Good CopEpisode 2Episode 8
Run Jamie RunEpisode 3Episode 9
Through a Glass DarklyEpisode 4Episode 10
The Better ManEpisode 5Episode 11
A Day in the LifeEpisode 6Episode 12
ShockwaveEpisode 7Episode 13
Season 5
The War WithinEpisode 8Episode 8
Cost of Doing BusinessEpisode 9Episode 2
Wild CardEpisode 10Episode 3
New LifeEpisode 11Episode 4
GroundedEpisode 12Episode 1
Call to ArmsEpisode 13Episode 5
Team PlayerEpisode 14Episode 9
Day GameEpisode 15Episode 6
Blue on BlueEpisode 16Episode 7
Priority of LifeEpisode 17Episode 10
Slow BurnEpisode 18Episode 11

Season 5

Broken PeaceEpisode 1
No Kind Of LifeEpisode 2
Run To MeEpisode 3
Eyes InEpisode 4
Sons Of The FatherEpisode 5
A World Of Their OwnEpisode 6
Below The SurfaceEpisode 7
Forget OblivionEpisode 8
We Take Care Of Our OwnEpisode 9
LawmenEpisode 10
Fit For DutyEpisode 11
Keep The Peace (Part 1)Episode 12
Keep The Peace (Part 2)Episode 13

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Christmas Movies...

Following on from my Christmas Song musings, I started thinking about what makes the perfect Christmas movie.
Is it the need to take our main character to the very depths of despair, then have him rise up at the end, having possibly seen the error of his previous ways?
Is it the heart-melting scene near the end when the family is reunited, and love blossoms once more?
Is it the final shot of the snow falling while someone sings a Christmas Song?

If you're nodding along to all of these, and thinking of your own favourite Christmas film, I offer you a few words to break your spirit.

I've just described Die Hard!

Christmas Songs....


It's December, which means one thing. Well alright, it means many things. But one of those many and too numerous things to mention here is: Christmas Songs!
You know them, and either love them or hate them. Everywhere you go in December, they follow you.
Supermarkets and shops have them blasting out. The radio plays one every 20 minutes. People whistle and hum them...
But, and here comes my rant of the week, some of these songs aren't – to my way of thinking anyway – real Christmas songs!

I've thought this way for a number of years, but never really voiced it until now. This morning, my favourite radio station played “Stay” by East-17 as a Christmas song.
I had to put pen to paper (or at least, finger to keyboard) and write a letter to the DJ (or at least, send a tweet).
Adding some sleigh bells to a song (and some thick coats and fake snow in the video) does not a Christmas Song make.
This lead to a slightly heated debate between me and the DJ about the validity of Christmas Songs. Basically, she argued, it was Number 1 at Christmas time, therefore is a Christmas song...

Using these rules we also have applications for Mr. Blobby and Bob the Builder.
And Mad World must be the most depressing Christmas Song!
Oh and let us not forget Rage Against the Machine and the Theme to Grange Hil (No seriously, listen to the bass line of Killing in the Name and tell me that's not a rip off of the Grange Hill theme tune! I can actually SEE the sausage on a fork whenever I hear the song!)

To me, Christmas doesn't start until the Coca-cola lorry has been sighted, and the following songs have had at least 2 plays on the radio: Slade, Wizzard and Shakin' Stevens.

I shall end this by saying despite being a HUGE fan of S-Club, Never Had a Dream Come True isn't a Christmas Song either!

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

The 2012-2013 New Season of TV shows - Part 2

So, following on from my recent list of forthcoming pilots for the new TV season, (See here for more details) I thought I might run through a few of the ones I've seen and offer my verdict.
Now, to begin with I'l just emphasise that any I haven't watched/reviewed, doesn't mean I think they're rubbish. Simply that I haven't watched them. Life's too short to watch things I don't enjoy, then blog about how rubbish it is.

Sitcom:
I'll admit right away, we haven't watched any of the new shows in this category...


Drama:
Chicago Fire: The first episode was good, but not overly inspiring. To be perfectly honest, I'm not caring for any of the characters. And as far as i can tell the basic storyline of each episode will be "building is set on fire. Team rush to put it out." There is only so many things that they can set on fire in Chicago. We'll give it a couple more episodes to see if I'm wrong.

Elementary: I wanted to hate this. I wanted to come on here and rant in FULL CAPS (because that shows passion, and emphasis, you know) about how the "damn Americans" have screwed over a classic British character. But I can't, because - for reasons I can't figure out - it works! The show actually works! Jonny Lee Miller is good (he's no Benedict Cucumberpatch, but he's good). A female Watson is good. Just as long as the Powers That Be can keep ANY love interest away from the pairing then I can see this show running.

Last Resort: I think possibly my favourite new show so far. I'm really enjoying it (even if (and I'll admit this now) some of the politics are a little deep.) Great cast, and characters that I am starting to care about. Not sure how long the premise will actually hold up for though; there is only so many times the Captain can bluff Washington before they realise he's bluffing and he's forced to kill Americans (Which I'm thinking is a road the show creators don't want to go down).

Made in Jersey: I love Janet Montgomery, and I'll admit she was the only reason I wanted to watch this, but I had to turn it off after the first episode. It just wasn't working for me as a show (And it seems, nor for a lot of other people...)

Horror, Supernatural and Sci-Fi:
666 Park Avenue: Terry O'Quinn and Vanessa Williams are great. The main couple, not so great, but the show has a lot of promise. It's on the keep list for now, and we're hoping it'll turn into this years American Horror Story.

Arrow: This far exceeded my expectations of it, which is great! I was worried it would be Smallvillish, which while I've only seen 1 episode (and it still may turn that way), it doesn't appear to be headed in that direction. The plot arc was neatly laid out; the main characters motivations explained, and the hero given form. 

Revolution: It's very stilted at the moment. Very "Let's market this to the Hunger games/Twilight audience"ish, but I'm still enjoying it. Aaron is clearly this years Hurley character - the everyman who can ask the stupid questions that the audience themselves are asking.


Well that's it for now. The ones missing from the list (as I said) I've either not watched, or they haven't aired yet.

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Spoilers and me


People often wonder why I am so anti-spoiler. I never used to be, I used to lap spoilers up for everything. For me, part of the fun of watching a TV show, or a film, was reading spoilers and imagining the results, then seeing it on the screen.
But that all changed one day.
Now I'll admit that while I'm anti-spoiler, I am NOT against other people having spoilers. No way. I'm more than happy for people to have spoilers for shows or films. All i ask is that you keep me out of it.

So, the tale of this fateful day that changed me. It was February 1995. The past few months I'd been getting excited for the new Star Trek film to be released: Generations. I was reading magazines and newsgroups about it, lapping up information.
Sure we all knew Kirk and Picard were in it. We knew Kirk was going to die. I think that was the worst kept secret in Hollywood that year.
Then a friend of mine got his hands on a draft copy of the script. He printed it out for me. I was dubious at first. It was one thing to read snippets, but to know the whole thing?
Then it was revealed that it was a fake script. So i read it. The story was pretty good. I gave it to a friend of mine who also read it.
We had made plans to see it on opening night, along with another friend. That night, standing in line, we see the poster for it. The 3rd friend said "Picard?? Is he in it?" We looked at each other. He didn't know ANYTHING, other than the fact it was a Star Trek film.
The film started and within 10 minutes we realised it WAS based on the script we read.
However, the moment Kirk died - the proper death - our unspoiled friend gave out a huge gasp. It was then that i regretted reading, in fact in any of the spoilers.
I wanted that rush he was getting, that emotion.
So it was that I stopped reading up on the big stuff.

A few years later it was announced a new Star Wars film was going into production. At that point I declared I wanted to know NOTHING about it.
I went to watch with zero expectations. ALL I knew about it was it was a prequel story featuring Anakin Skywalker as a young boy.
I think I must have been one of the few who enjoyed the film! It was well worth the hassle.

There were a couple of times when some news had been leaked and my friends wanted to discuss it, but being mature they said "We wanna talk Star Wars!" so I'd leave them to it for a few minutes. I think the main one was when the soundtrack album was released (a week before the movie opened) and it featured perhaps one of the biggest spoilers EVER. One of the tracks is called "Qwi-Gon's funeral".

My philosophy is: I'm going to watch it anyway, why ruin any surprises the writers/director have in store for me?

Friday, 7 September 2012

An open letter to Universal UK

Let me start by saying, I think you are brilliant. Since the announcement was made back in February that you were getting the rights to Flashpoint (All episodes, including the ones which, at that time, hadn't been made yet), I supported you.

I was happy you were treating this show with respect. That you were airing it at a decent time. Even happier once we (we being the fans) realised you were giving us plenty of opportunity to see each episode (3 airings of each episode within 24 hours can't be bad!), and to repeat the run a total of, what is it now, 3 times?

I've had the pleasure and – dare I say it without sounding egotistical – privilege of watching the fan numbers rise on the Producers own Facebook group. Sure not all of those are UK based, but believe me when I say there are a LOT more now than there were before you started showing it.

Alright, I may have been slightly vocal about your episode numbering system and the airing order, but we managed to work around that.

Ultimately though, I was happy. I can appreciate that you didn't want to rush onwards and overdose us with new episodes. You left us on a great cliffhanger with Ed Lane being shot.
But come on now, it's been several months since the last new episode aired and people are getting tetchy over the missing episodes.

Given that some of the episodes we've yet to see have been aired in Canada and the US for over a year now, there are plenty of spoilers out there. You can't blame those who have seen the episodes. They've kept quiet this long, how much longer can they go on being quiet?

I was still loyal though, encouraging people to stay cool. “They'll show them soon..” I would say. Hell, I started a blog entry and updated it twice a week with your schedule. I noticed a gap in the schedules coming up. Could this be it?

Sadly, no. No offence to the Sea Patrol fans, but it seems you're dropping Flashpoint altogether at the end of September.

Which brings me to the point of this. We've been patient, but patience always has to run thin.
On the 16th of October, the missing episodes will be released on DVD in Canada. Now I'm not suggesting that everyone rushes out to buy this, but what I'm warning is that people will. I know of at least 5 UK viewers who have already pro-ordered. Alright that's just 5 people out of the thousands who watch it. But it could be more.

What I'm worried about is your advertisers. The more people who have to buy it on DVD, the less people who will be targets for your advertisers. And let's face it, you may not care about the viewers – we're not your customers. The advertisers WILL know.

Is it too late for you to show the missing 18 episodes? I don't know. But please bear this in mind when you come to think about what to do with Season 5 (which starts in 2 weeks time in Canada...)



Friday, 17 August 2012

Flashpoint Airing and DVD Order

Following on from some discussion with friends, there is confusion over episode airing orders on Flashpoint. What I'm presenting here is the original CTV Canadian Airing order, along with the CBS and ION running order for the US, and Universal UK (for the UK). In the US, Season 1 contained 9 episodes with the final 4 moved over to Season 2. However the DVD release contains these 4 episodes as part of Season 1. I'll admit to not knowing how ION labelled the episodes they had. Until a DVD release comes out, we'll go on the assumption that they are "Season 4b".
The DVD releases line up as the episodes do.
Canadian: S1 has 13 episodes. S2 has 18 episodes. S3 has 13 episodes and S4 has 18. S5 (when released) will have 13 episodes.
US: S1 has 13 episodes. S2 has 9. S3 has 16 episodes and S4 has 13 episodes.
UK; Only S1 has been released, with 13 episodes.

Episode nameCanadianUS UK
Season 1Season 1Season 1
ScorpioEpisode 1Episode 1Episode 1
First in LineEpisode 2Episode 2Episode 2
Element of SurpriseEpisode 3Episode 3Episode 3
Asking for FlowersEpisode 4Episode 4Episode 4
Who's GeorgeEpisode 5Episode 5Episode 5
Attention ShoppersEpisode 6Episode 6Episode 6
He Knows His BrotherEpisode 7Episode 7Episode 7
Never Kissed A GirlEpisode 8Episode 8Episode 8
Planets AlignedEpisode 9Episode 9Episode 9
Eagle TwoEpisode 10Episode 10
(Aired as Episode 1 of S2)
Episode 10
Backwards DayEpisode 11Episode 11
(Aired as Episode 2 of S2)
Episode 12
(Labelled Episode 11 but aired after Haunting the Barn)
Haunting the BarnEpisode 12Episode 12
(Aired as Episode 3 of S2)
Episode 11
(Labelled Episode 12 but aired before Backwards Day)
Between HeartbeatsEpisode 13Episode 13
(Aired as Episode 4 of S2)
Episode 13
Season 2Season 2
Business as usualEpisode 1Episode 1
(Aired as Episode 5)
Episode 14
The FortressEpisode 2Episode 2
(Aired as Episode 6)
Episode 15
Clean HandsEpisode 3Episode 3
(Aired as Episode 7)
Episode 16
Aisle 13Episode 4Episode 4
(Aired as Episode 8)
Episode 17
The Perfect FamilyEpisode 5Episode 5
(Aired as Episode 9)
Episode 18
Remote ControlEpisode 6Episode 6
(Aired as Episode 10)
Episode 19
Perfect StormEpisode 7Episode 7
(Aired as Episode 11)
Episode 20
(Rarely shown)
Last DanceEpisode 8Episode 8
(Aired as Episode 12)
Episode 21
Exit WoundsEpisode 9Episode 9
(Aired as Episode 13)
Episode 22
Season 3
One Wrong MoveEpisode 10Episode 1Episode 24
Never Let You DownEpisode 11Episode 2Episode 25
Just A ManEpisode 12Episode 7Episode 26
CustodyEpisode 13Episode 4Episode 27
Coming To You LiveEpisode 14Episode 5Episode 23
The FarmEpisode 15Episode 3Episode 28
You Think You Know SomeoneEpisode 16Episode 10Episode 29
The Good CitizenEpisode 17Episode 9Episode 30
(Not aired on first run)
Behind the Blue LineEpisode 18Episode 6Episode 31
Season 3Season 2
Unconditional LoveEpisode 1Episode 8Episode 1
Severed TiesEpisode 2Episode 11Episode 2
Follow the LeaderEpisode 3Episode 12Episode 3
Whatever It TakesEpisode 4Episode 13Episode 4
The Other LaneEpisode 5Episode 14Episode 6
Jumping At ShadowsEpisode 6Episode 15Episode 8
Acceptable RiskEpisode 7Episode 16Episode 9
Season 4
Collateral DamageEpisode 8Episode 1
(Aired as Episode 17)
Episode 5
Thicker Than BloodEpisode 9Episode 2
(Aired as Episode 18)
Episode 7
TerrorEpisode 10Episode 4
(Aired as Episode 20)
Episode 11
No PromisesEpisode 11Episode 3
(Aired as Episode 19)
Episode 10
I'd Do AnythingEpisode 12Episode 5
(Aired as Episode 21)
Episode 12
Fault LinesEpisode 13Episode 6
(Aired as Episode 22)
Episode 13
Season 4 Season 3
Personal EffectsEpisode 1Episode 7Episode 1
Good CopEpisode 2Episode 8Episode 2
Run Jamie RunEpisode 3Episode 9Episode 3
Through a Glass DarklyEpisode 4Episode 10Episode 5 (Only shown at midnight)
The Better ManEpisode 5Episode 11Episode 4
A Day in the LifeEpisode 6Episode 12Episode 6
ShockwaveEpisode 7Episode 13Episode 7
Season 4b
Ion took over Broadcasting rights.
GroundedEpisode 8 (Episode 12 on the DVD)Episode 1Episode 12
The War WithinEpisode 9 (Episode 8 on the DVD)Episode 8Episode 8
Cost of Doing BusinessEpisode 10 (Episode 9 on the DVD)Episode 2Episode 9
Wild CardEpisode 11 (Episode 10 on the DVD)Episode 3Episode 10
New LifeEpisode 12 (Episode 11 on the DVD)Episode 4Episode 11
Call to ArmsEpisode 13Episode 5Episode 13
Day GameEpisode 14 (episode 15 on the DVD)Episode 6Episode 15
Blue on BlueEpisode 15 (Episode 16 on the DVD)Episode 7Episode 16
Team PlayerEpisode 16 (Episode 14 on the DVD)Episode 9Episode 14
Priority of LifeEpisode 17Episode 10Episode 17
Slow BurnEpisode 18Episode 11Episode 18
Season 5Season 5Season 5 
Broken peaceEpisode 1Episode 1Episode 1
No Kind of LifeEpisode 2Episode 2Episode 2
Run to MeEpisode 3Episode 3Episode 3
Eyes InEpisode 4Episode 4Episode 4
Sons of the FatherEpisode 5Episode 5Episode 5
Below the SurfaceEpisode 6Episode 7Episode 7
Forget Oblivion Episode 7Episode 8Episode 8
We Take Care of our OwnEpisode 8Episode 9Episode 9
LawmenEpisode 9Episode 10
A World of their OwnEpisode 10Episode 6Episode 6
Fit For DutyEpisode 11Episode 10Episode 11
Keep the Peace (Part 1)Episode 12-Episode 12
Keep the Peace (Part 2)Episode 13-Episode 13

Monday, 6 August 2012

The 2012-2013 New Season of TV shows!

It's that time of year once again, when us proud couch potatoes settle back in our chairs, ready for the onslaught of new TV shows.  The TV execs have had 12 months to come up with some really ground breaking ideas to wow us into watching their shows, and (because let's face it, this is what TV is all about) make us sit there through the adverts.
So, I've had a look at the new, forthcoming shows from the major broadcasters. ABC, CBS, CW, NBC and Fox. Now I'll admit right away this isn't a complete and definite list of EVERY new show coming out - and in fact some might still get dropped - but it's an almost complete list.
I've only dealt with scripted shows, so no reality or game shows. 
So, without further ado, here is the list.

Sitcoms:
1600 Penn: Bill Pullman stars as the head of a dysfunctional family living in the White House.
Animal Practise: Set in a vets, with a monkey nurse.
Ben and Kate: Hilarious fun with a brother and sister who are opposites of each other.
Family Tools: A useless bloke takes over the family hardware business. With hilarious consequences.
Friend Me: (Shoot me now, please..) Sitcom based around 2 friends working at the Groupon website. No, seriously...
The Goodwin Games: 3 siblings reunite when their father dies, but in order to get their share of the will, they have to play Trivial Pursuit. Or something. I read the story outline 5 times and i still don't get it...
Go On: Matthew “Chandler” Perry stars as a sport reporter coming to terms with the loss of his wife. Yes, apparently it is meant to be a comedy...
Guys With Kids: A sitcom about three guys who try to raise their children.
How to Live With Your Parents: Sarah “Scrubs” Chalke moves back in with her parents. Sometimes these sitcom title designers are paid WAY too much money!
Malibu County: A woman moves her family from Nashville to Malibu.
The Mindy Project: Comedy about someone called Mindy and her everyday life. Created, produced and starring Mindy Kaling.
The Neighbours: A new family move into a neighbourhood to find all their neighbours are aliens.
The New Normal: A woman becomes a surrogate for a gay couple.
Next Caller: Two DJ's become radio phone-in hosts. With hilarious consequences.
Partners: From the makers of Will and Grace comes a sitcom about a bromance.
Save Me: A sitcom about an Angel. With hilarious consequences.


Drama:
Beauty and the Beast: No need to tell you what this is about. Stars Smallville's Lana Lang. Sorry about that.
The Carrie Diaries: Sex in the City, for teenagers. No, seriously...
Chicago Fire: The day to day lives of a bunch of – go on, guess – fire fighters working in – go on, guess again – Chicago.
Do No Harm: Modern day Jekyll and Hide story about a surgeon who changes every night into something – or someone – else.
Elementary: US version of Sherlock Holmes. With Johnny Lee Miller as Holmes, Lucy Liu as Watson and Aiden Quinn as Lestrad (who isn't called Lestrad.)
Emily Owens, MD: A new student nurse turns up at hew new hospital to find some old classmates there. Or something. It's a teen-angst medical drama.
The Following: Kevin Bacon stars as an FBI agent tracking down a serial killer. Sounds brilliant. It's on Fox. It'll last 2 seasons.
Last Resort: Military Drama about the crew of a submarine. Brilliant Cast (IMO): Scott Speedman, Robert Patrick, Dichen Lachman, Daisy Betts, Autumn Reeser...
Made in Jersey: Legal drama starring Ames from Human target, and Agent Cooper from Twin peaks.
Mistresses: US Remake of the British mystery Drama about adults going around having affairs. Or something.
The Mob Doctor: A surgeon gets involved with the mob. Title says it all really :)
Nashville: Musical Drama starring everyone's favourite regenerating cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere. It's about Country singers. In Nashville.
Red Widow: A widow continues her husbands business. Which was to say, he was organising crime.
Vegas: Michael Chiklis is a mobster, Dennis Quaid is the sheriff trying to put him down. Set in Vegas in the 60's.
Zero Hour: Created by Paul “Prison Break” Scheuring.

Horror, Supernatural and Sci-Fi:
666 Park Avenue: The new couple in an apartment think their entire block may be haunter. Locke from Lost is the villian. Sounds good enough reason to watch to me.
Arrow: Based on Dc Comics Green Arrow. Basically, a modern day American Robin Hood-type figure.
Revolution: JJ Abrams produced show about... Look, It's JJ Abrams. It'll be worth watching, ok. Not that I'm biased or anything :)

Others:
Cult: Mystery show about an investigation into a series of crimes based on the stories of a TV show. Starring Robert “T-Bag” Knepper! Say no more!
Hannibal: Psychological Thriller based on the work of Thomas Harris, featuring everyones favourite cannibal, Dr Hannibal Lecter. Mads Mikkelsen stars as Hannibal.
Infamous: A Mystery Soap Opera Drama about some woman who dies and the investigation into her death. Might turn into a Twin peaks type thin. Who knows...



And last by most certainly least... I know I said I was avoiding mentioning gameshows, but this one just had to be mentioned.
Oh Sit!: On the CW network. An hour long game of Musical Chairs.. No, seriously...


Happy Viewing!

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Flashpoint Uk schedule. A Universal Guide.

So, for the past few months Universal Channel UK (113 Sky (150 for +1), 162 VirginTV (163 +1), 8 TalkTalkTV) has been airing the critically acclaimed Canadian show "Flashpoint"

The season numbering by Universal is off, due to them putting seasons 2 and 3 together, so to avoid any further confusion, i shall mention episode numbers 
[with notes in these square bracket things (which have probably got some official name, but I think Square Bracket thing sums them up quite nicely.)]

Universal UK have the rights now to all 5 seasons, which consist of 75 episodes in total. Scorpio [#01] to Keep the Peace [#75].

The aim of this entry is to keep updating it with the forthcoming schedule from Universal Channel UK.

All episodes air at 6pm, with a repeat at midnight and then a second repeat the next day at midday. All 3 airings are of course duplicated on the +1 channel (7pm, 1am and 1pm respectively.)


26th-30th November: 
Monday:  Grounded [#52]
Tuesday: Call to Arms[#57]
Wednesday: Team Player[#60]
Thursday: Day Game[#58]
Friday: Blue on Blue [#59]


3rd-7th December: 
Monday:  Priority of Life[#61]
Tuesday: Slow Burn [#62]
Wednesday: Broken Peace [#63] (Labelled as Season 5)
Thursday: No Kind of Life [#64]
Friday:  Run to Me [#65]

10th-14th December:
Monday:  Eyes In [#66]
Tuesday: Sons of the Father [#67]
Wednesday:  A World of Their Own [#72]
Thursday:  Below The Surface [#68]
Friday:  Forget Oblivion [#69]


17th-21st December:Monday:  We Take care of our Own [#70]
Tuesday: Lawmen [#71]
Wednesday:  Fit for Duty [#73]
Thursday:  Keep the Peace - Part 1 [#74]
Friday:  Keep the Peace - Part 2 [#75]




You can follow Universal Channel UK on twitter @UniversalChUK or on facebook

Monday, 5 March 2012

How they laughed.

When I was young I got teased a lot. Made fun of. Mocked. Why? Because I was different. I had strange hobbies. I enjoyed odd things. I spent a lot of time sitting in front of my computer, doing (or so it seemed to everyone else) nothing much at all.

I was laughed at because I would happily spend all day tapping away at the keys.
And then the Internet came along, and suddenly everyone wanted a computer. Computers were cool.
I played computer games, and they laughed at me. But then Playstation, Wii and Xbox came along, and now it’s cool to play computer games.

I was laughed at because I liked Sci-fi.Star Trek, Star Wars and Doctor Who.
In 2005, Doctor Who came back, and suddenly it was cool to watch Doctor Who.
In 2009 Star Trek returned to Cinemas, and suddenly it was cool to watch Star Trek.

They mocked me because I read comic books. I enjoyed the stories of Spider-man, Hulk and the X-Men.
Then graphic novels started to influence the world of movies and TV, and now it’s cool to read comics.

I read HUGE books with maps in the cover, about far away lands populated by strange people and mythical creatures. And they laughed at me . Then Lord of the Rings was made and it was cool to like this. Game of Thrones continued the tradition.

I can’t forgive anyone who laughed at me, because I know now what I always knew. I’m the pioneer of cool. Want to know what I’m into now; what will be cool in a few years? I’m not going to tell you. You’ll laugh at me!

Saturday, 3 March 2012

Flashpoint comes back to the UK!

An armed man takes a hospital ward hostage, endangering the lives of the patients.
A bank robber runs into the street, using the manageress of the branch as a shield, daring the police to shoot him.
A convicted murderer takes an off-duty policeman hostage and demands to speak to a prosecutor.

Three instances of bad people who deserve what they get from the authorities. The authorities in this case being the SRU – Strategic Response Unit – of the TV show Flashpoint. When the SRU are called in you know bad things are going on. They try and deal with situations in their own unique way, which is different to most other TV shows. While most would have the team burst in, guns blazing, taking down the bad guys, the SRU turn up and talk to them as people.
Sure they have the back-up plan of going in and shooting, but they talk first. Why are they doing what they're doing?

And that is the beautiful thing about this show. The suspects – or Subjects as Sergeant Greg Parker prefers to call them – are treated as people. As each episode unfolds we learn WHY they are doing what they're doing. What drove them to pick up a gun and point it at someone?
And by the end of the episode, if you let the story carry you along, you'll find yourself feeling the exact same emotions as the characters.

And now the United Kingdom has the chance to experience this. Finally we're getting this show in a proper time slot.
For the past few years, ITV network have had it, and have shown an episode here and there, different times, different days. Show it when they've got time. No advertising or promotion so the only viewers were those who happened to channel hop at half 1 in the morning and stumble on it.

But all that changes on March 19th. Universal channel UK (113 Sky (150 for +1), 162 VirginTV (163 +1), 8 TalkTalkTV) is showing it from the first episode. As with all shows, if you haven't seen it before I would recommend giving it a couple of episodes to get used to it. If you're not enjoying it by the end of the bank robber episode then I'll never bother you again :)

Monday, 23 January 2012

A Lonely Place to Die


We sat down yesterday to watch “A Lonely Place to Die”, a film staring Angel off of Home and Away (as well as many other fine roles, including “The woman in '30 Days of Night'” and “The chick who is married to Sid's Bloke in 'Alias'”) A film which seemed to be of the “127 Hours” variety; an adventure holiday/extreme sport goes wrong. On the face of it it's about 5 mountaineers trying to climb a large mountain in the remotest part of Scotland they can find. However it takes a strange twist with the discovery of a young girl locked in a box, buried underground.

What follows is almost a “Deadly Pursuit” on a budget. The plot doesn't seem to know where to go, although the effects are pretty good throughout. And the camera work/photography of the whole area is brilliantly breathtaking.

I was however stunned by one very large scene, which caused me to spend the next 20 minutes shouting loudly and arguing with the film. It is this pivotal moment that I wish to discuss, however it is of course very spoilery. If you haven't seen the film but want to, then please, stop reading. Go watch the film then come back. If you have seen the film, or don't really care then please do read on.








Still here? Good.

So, on finding the girl, Rob gets out his map and shows they are on a plateau. The nearest town is fairly close as the bird flies, about 5 miles due south. However there is a rather large gorge (the Devils Drop) between them and the town. He decides to take Alison with him, because she's the main star of the film. The other three are to head East around the ridge, before going south then south west. This is about 50 miles.

All is looking good until Rob's rope is cut. Rob is on what we shall call the “North side” of the ridge/gorge. Alison is at this point, clinging to the same side. The bad guys then throw rocks at her, they are clearly on the top of the north ridge.
Alison gets down and then, after watching the other 3 for a while, we return to her and she's now running through woods. We can therefore assume she climbed up the south side ridge. In fact we know she did because she finds the other three! There are just the other side of a river.

Now, I'm no outdoors type, but.. what direction were they all heading in? How did they meet like this? And – and again I remind you I know very little of the outdoors life – surely this river crossing – dangerous as it appears to be, is still a hell of a lot safer then a 10 million gazillion foot drop to certain death, that is Devils Drop. Alison gets there the same time as the others – in fact, they get there before she does. Why didn't they chose to make that river the crossing point between the North and the South?

They had enough rope with them at the start to allow one person to get across the river with one end of the rope, fasten it somewhere on the other side and create a simple bridge to cross. Hell, we made one many years ago in the scouts. Yes I know it's a fast flowing river, but.. Still surely a more sensible option than a drop that you DON'T have enough rope for...

So, while I was still reeling from this stupidity of the plot, there comes a moment of terror when the bad guys start shooting our heroes. But.. the shots come from the south side... We see this when Alison crosses back through the water and the bad guys have to try and follow her.

When did they cross the ravine? They hardly look the type to take on the Devils Drop. Is there yet another crossing; one capable of being navigated by two blokes – one who clearly doesn't get outside much either! And if so, why didn't Rob try that one?


Sunday, 22 January 2012

Twitter, and bringing the world closer.

A slightly different vein for my ramblings today. The topic at hand is Twitter (and some ways, facebook, although Twitter is slightly more in line with the article at hand).

Some celebrities have embraced Twitter as a way to "advertise" their new products. Singers tweet about their latest compositions, actors about their new film or TV show. Many of these celebrities reply to the "normal people" (you and me), making us feel like valued "customers".

As great as it to have the news that Steve Martin is getting ready to do a one-man show, or Snoop Dogg is finishing the last bit of mixing on his new album, to me, the main joy of reading famous tweets is the mundane things.

What I really enjoy, more than knowing that Lady Gaga is about to start a new tour, is that Justin Bieber just burnt his toast. Or Katy Perry stubbed her toe.
Or that Barack Obhama has just farted.

It's the little things that makes Twitter more fun.

As a total aside, sometimes it can ruin the magic. I saw a photo the other day, of Richard Dean Anderson (best known for StarGate: SG1 and of course, MacGuyver) standing in front of his car, scratching his head. MacGuyver can't fix his own car?
It sort of ruins the magic of everything.

This one, however, really made me laugh.
https://twitter.com/#!/rajskub/status/160762663205470209
Chloe from 24 - Jack Bauer's right hand woman; the woman responsible for opening more locked doors, cracking more security, hi-jacking more camera footage than anyone else... And she's can't work her DVD player...

Like I said, it's the simple things in life.

(Ps: Celebrities, tweet more about the boring things :-D )

(PPs: I don't follow Steve martin, Lady gaga, Snoop Dogg, Bieber, Katy Perry... The things I made up are fictional. Apart from the Chloe and MacGuyver one.)

Sunday, 8 January 2012

Good looking people in Cult TV...

I made a discovery several months ago, regarding good looking men and women in Cult TV shows. Now I don't profess to have paid any real attention to good looking men. The women on the other hand... It all started back in September, when I had the following conversation with my wife, about a new TV show starting the next week.
"Ringer starts next week" I said casually.
"What's that then?" asks the missus.
"Something about a woman and her twin sister and.. stuff..."
She sighs. "Who is in it?"
"Umm.. Sarah Michelle Gellar."
"Right. So that has no bearing on why we're watching it then?"

All of which lead us into a more in depth conversation about the fact nearly ever TV show we watch has someone I fancy in it.

"But Person of Interest starts the week after that! That's got the bloke who is in the remake of The Prisoner, and Ben from Lost!" I said, trying to defend my position.
"You get Buffy. I get Ben from Lost. Where are all the good looking blokes on TV? All I've got is Supernatural!"

Which then lead her to spend the rest of that afternoon looking for blokes she fancies who might be making TV shows...

Maybe she's just too picky, but of all the shows we watch, there seems to be no one she really fancies, with the exception of Dean from Supernatural.

Even Flashpoint, a show which consists of 6 main characters, 5 of which are male. The odds are good there would be someone for her. But no. None of them do it for her. I meanwhile get to dribble over Jules for 45 minutes.

Just for kicks I listed some of the shows we watch and compared the men vs Women.

Hawaii 5-0: She admits Danno is pretty good. I however get Boomer (from BSG) and New Girl Lori.
Big Bang Theory: Perhaps the perfect example. I get Penny to lust over for 30 minutes a week. She gets Sheldon and Leonard. (I did point out she gets Howard as a bonus...)
Burn Notice: She says Michael makes his face into too many silly expression for her to like. However I get psycho Fi.
Secret Circle: Ignoring the fact the main cast are kids, the lead girl and the evil girl are quite good, while she just gets John Connor. (As an aside I will quickly mention The Sarah Connor Chronicles, featuring the divine Summer Glau...) In terms of the previous generation cast, i get Natasha Henstridge!
Fringe: Hello Alternative Liv...
Merlin: While she admits Arthur is alright, if he was a little older, I of course get Morganna...

So, I asked the question to my friends via facebook: "Where are the good looking blokes in Cult TV", and the response was overwhelming. "True Blood". We have since watched all 4 seasons of that, and yes she has to admit that that's where they are all hiding. (Maybe now would be a good time to mention I was undecided about it, until I discovered Rogue from the X-Men films was the main lead... So, another for me...) So she gets True Blood and Supernatural. It still seems slightly unbalanced.