Monday, 6 August 2012

The 2012-2013 New Season of TV shows!

It's that time of year once again, when us proud couch potatoes settle back in our chairs, ready for the onslaught of new TV shows.  The TV execs have had 12 months to come up with some really ground breaking ideas to wow us into watching their shows, and (because let's face it, this is what TV is all about) make us sit there through the adverts.
So, I've had a look at the new, forthcoming shows from the major broadcasters. ABC, CBS, CW, NBC and Fox. Now I'll admit right away this isn't a complete and definite list of EVERY new show coming out - and in fact some might still get dropped - but it's an almost complete list.
I've only dealt with scripted shows, so no reality or game shows. 
So, without further ado, here is the list.

Sitcoms:
1600 Penn: Bill Pullman stars as the head of a dysfunctional family living in the White House.
Animal Practise: Set in a vets, with a monkey nurse.
Ben and Kate: Hilarious fun with a brother and sister who are opposites of each other.
Family Tools: A useless bloke takes over the family hardware business. With hilarious consequences.
Friend Me: (Shoot me now, please..) Sitcom based around 2 friends working at the Groupon website. No, seriously...
The Goodwin Games: 3 siblings reunite when their father dies, but in order to get their share of the will, they have to play Trivial Pursuit. Or something. I read the story outline 5 times and i still don't get it...
Go On: Matthew “Chandler” Perry stars as a sport reporter coming to terms with the loss of his wife. Yes, apparently it is meant to be a comedy...
Guys With Kids: A sitcom about three guys who try to raise their children.
How to Live With Your Parents: Sarah “Scrubs” Chalke moves back in with her parents. Sometimes these sitcom title designers are paid WAY too much money!
Malibu County: A woman moves her family from Nashville to Malibu.
The Mindy Project: Comedy about someone called Mindy and her everyday life. Created, produced and starring Mindy Kaling.
The Neighbours: A new family move into a neighbourhood to find all their neighbours are aliens.
The New Normal: A woman becomes a surrogate for a gay couple.
Next Caller: Two DJ's become radio phone-in hosts. With hilarious consequences.
Partners: From the makers of Will and Grace comes a sitcom about a bromance.
Save Me: A sitcom about an Angel. With hilarious consequences.


Drama:
Beauty and the Beast: No need to tell you what this is about. Stars Smallville's Lana Lang. Sorry about that.
The Carrie Diaries: Sex in the City, for teenagers. No, seriously...
Chicago Fire: The day to day lives of a bunch of – go on, guess – fire fighters working in – go on, guess again – Chicago.
Do No Harm: Modern day Jekyll and Hide story about a surgeon who changes every night into something – or someone – else.
Elementary: US version of Sherlock Holmes. With Johnny Lee Miller as Holmes, Lucy Liu as Watson and Aiden Quinn as Lestrad (who isn't called Lestrad.)
Emily Owens, MD: A new student nurse turns up at hew new hospital to find some old classmates there. Or something. It's a teen-angst medical drama.
The Following: Kevin Bacon stars as an FBI agent tracking down a serial killer. Sounds brilliant. It's on Fox. It'll last 2 seasons.
Last Resort: Military Drama about the crew of a submarine. Brilliant Cast (IMO): Scott Speedman, Robert Patrick, Dichen Lachman, Daisy Betts, Autumn Reeser...
Made in Jersey: Legal drama starring Ames from Human target, and Agent Cooper from Twin peaks.
Mistresses: US Remake of the British mystery Drama about adults going around having affairs. Or something.
The Mob Doctor: A surgeon gets involved with the mob. Title says it all really :)
Nashville: Musical Drama starring everyone's favourite regenerating cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere. It's about Country singers. In Nashville.
Red Widow: A widow continues her husbands business. Which was to say, he was organising crime.
Vegas: Michael Chiklis is a mobster, Dennis Quaid is the sheriff trying to put him down. Set in Vegas in the 60's.
Zero Hour: Created by Paul “Prison Break” Scheuring.

Horror, Supernatural and Sci-Fi:
666 Park Avenue: The new couple in an apartment think their entire block may be haunter. Locke from Lost is the villian. Sounds good enough reason to watch to me.
Arrow: Based on Dc Comics Green Arrow. Basically, a modern day American Robin Hood-type figure.
Revolution: JJ Abrams produced show about... Look, It's JJ Abrams. It'll be worth watching, ok. Not that I'm biased or anything :)

Others:
Cult: Mystery show about an investigation into a series of crimes based on the stories of a TV show. Starring Robert “T-Bag” Knepper! Say no more!
Hannibal: Psychological Thriller based on the work of Thomas Harris, featuring everyones favourite cannibal, Dr Hannibal Lecter. Mads Mikkelsen stars as Hannibal.
Infamous: A Mystery Soap Opera Drama about some woman who dies and the investigation into her death. Might turn into a Twin peaks type thin. Who knows...



And last by most certainly least... I know I said I was avoiding mentioning gameshows, but this one just had to be mentioned.
Oh Sit!: On the CW network. An hour long game of Musical Chairs.. No, seriously...


Happy Viewing!

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